Get good water, idiot.
“You can kill two birds with one stone, or get some fucking clean ass water you dumb fuck.”
“Water is the essence of life. Your life sucks. Get good water you son of a piece of shit.”
“You’re only gay because your water is fucking your brain. Being gay is bad enough. Don’t be retarded and gay.”
“I invented water and I love these guys.”
Texas, baby!
Look at how hot this chick is. Buy this shit. Don’t be retarded. She’s hot. You’re dying.