Get good water, idiot.

You can kill two birds with one stone, or get some fucking clean ass water you dumb fuck.
— Abraham Lincoln
Water is the essence of life. Your life sucks. Get good water you son of a piece of shit.
— Buddha
You’re only gay because your water is fucking your brain. Being gay is bad enough. Don’t be retarded and gay.
— Dr. Anthony Faucet
I invented water and I love these guys.
— God

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